Stay Rad M81 Tee

This shirt immediately took 3/10ths off my best time! I get faster and stronger just by threatening to put the shirt on. (Also pretty sure it added 1/2" to my arms). Buy one.

So I got my coffee. Pull up a sandbag, let me tell you a story.

The smell was so amazing when I cracked the lid almost instantly, every woman (and most men) within 200ft became pregnant. Birds flew from the trees en masse. In the distance, an eagle screech.

I went to the gym, and suddenly, my bicep curl 1RM increased by what was later measured as 367%, simply by shouting ‘Dillon’ with every rep.

Later, whilst gardening, I took out an airborne wasp (that I had smelled approaching) using a mitre saw blade thrown like a frisbee.

This coffee has changed my life. 11/10, would recommend to a friend.